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標題: 在女友床上搜出一根胡萝卜之后。。。。。。 [打印本頁]

作者: kyo19972003    時間: 2008-2-28 05:10 AM     標題: 在女友床上搜出一根胡萝卜之后。。。。。。

在女友床上搜出一根胡萝卜之后。。。。。。

  那天,我去女友的寝室,她不在,我就在她床上乱翻,翻出一根胡萝卜!正巧女友回来了,我厉声质问她“这是怎么回事!”
  被冤枉了的女友的回答——“这是昨天喂兔子剩下的”。说罢,从床下提出一只小兔子,然后哭个花枝乱颤。
  喜欢吃零食的女友的回答——“我昨天买了当零食吃的,不行啊?”说罢,夺过胡萝卜,喀嚓咔嚓几口吃光了,证据被毁灭。
  法律意识浓厚的女友的回答——“谁让你乱翻的?你侵犯个人隐私,我要去派出所告你!”说罢,夺过萝卜,放在一个塑料封口袋里,当作呈堂证供。
  开放型的女友的回答——“切,老土,没看过A片啊?”说罢,打开电脑,选了一个最火爆的A片,当场用胡萝卜表演起来。
  智慧型女友的回答——“看该胡萝卜的干燥程度,口径大小,光滑程度,就知道该胡萝卜不适用于自慰,它可能有其他一千五百种用途…”说罢,从床下翻出一本《中医药典》,翻到“胡萝卜”一章,声情并茂地朗诵起来。
  文学细胞充足的女友的回答——“昨天梦回红楼,看贾府家宴上有一道蜜汁胡萝卜,一时心喜,从食堂顺了胡萝卜一根,准备今天做给你吃。”说罢,从床下拿出蜂蜜一瓶。
  脑筋急转弯的女友的回答——“你猜一猜,我今天准备胡萝卜是有什么特别的用途的?猜对了有奖哦。”说罢,从床下拿出套套一盒。
  野蛮女友的回答——“靠,乱翻老娘的东西,想死啊!”说罢,一个旋风腿,加一顿王八拳,把我撂翻在地。
  IT女友的回答——“游戏机的手柄断了,我临时拿个胡萝卜代替的。”说罢,从床下拿出一个PS2,把胡萝卜插在断了的手柄上,开始玩起来。
  浪漫糊涂型女友的回答——“没什么,我只是觉得这个胡萝卜好美好美哦,我好像在梦里见过它…”说罢,夺过胡萝卜,深情地凝望起来。
  口笨无赖型女友的回答——“你竟敢这样怀疑我!拿个胡萝卜来冤枉我!我床上什么时候有这种东西了!”说罢,哭得满地打滚。
  爱看三国的女友的回答——“日!老娘就知道你今天会乱翻,特意藏了一根胡萝卜,怎么样,中计了吧?”说罢,从床下拿出大棒子一根,把我打得满屋乱窜。
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